Mr Foghorn Leghorn.


"That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball".

"Kid don't stop talking so much he'll get his tongue sun burned."

"That woman's about as cold as a nudist on an iceberg"

"I don't see no flying saucer. Just a lot of air with a hole around it."

"That boy, ah say, that boy makes more noise than two skeletons fightin' on a tin roof!"

"That gal reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry."

"That dawg's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel 'a oatmeal."

"This here's a chicken...D...O...G, chicken!"

"That boy's more mixed up than a feather in a wirlwind."

"Well, Paint me green and call me a pickle!!"

"Pay attention, boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"

"Nice girl but about as sharp as a sack 'a wet mice."

"Okay, I'll shut up. Some fellas have to keep their tongues flappin' but not me. I was brought up right. My pa used to tell me to shut up and I'd shut up. I wouldn't say nothin'. One time darn near starved to death. WOULDN'T TELL HIM I WAS HUNGRY!!"